Since it’s Saint Patricks’s Day, the holiday that celebrates the consuming of alcohol, what better time to review one of Fleshlight’s Sex In A Can sleeves, the Lady Lager. So pour a glass of your favorite whiskey or crack open an ice cold beer, sit back, and discover the best thing to come in a can since sliced spam.
The Fleshlight Lady Lager is part of Fleshlight’s Sex In A Can line and on the outside is designed to look like a tall can of refreshing beer. What’s inside however is not liquid courage but a different type of enjoyment. Each Sex In A Can model has a unique orifice and texture, and are also much smaller than standard Fleshlight sleeves.
As the name suggests, the Lady Lager features the “Lady” or vagina orifice and comes with the Mini-Lotus texture inside. The sleeve is still made from Fleshlights patented material so it’s very soft and realist feeling. The vagina mold is also very high quality and looks realistic, but the skin tone is more pinkish than natural skin. The best part of the design though is by far the can which holds the kernel treasure inside. Sitting on your shelf, people just passing by would think this tall can of Lady Lager was just another beer can. It’s only when you stop and check closely do you notice the small Fleshlight logos as well as a warning that says this product contains a highly concentrated highly pleasurable experience. The details and literature of the case are so good you almost want to display it proudly on the top shelf of your bar.
The Lady Lager features a mini version of the Lotus texture found in Fleshlight Girls Fleshlights. This is not to be confused with the actual Mini Lotus texture found in other Fleshlight Girls models, which has a different variation of ridges and chambers compared to the regular Lotus and this mini version. Like the standard Lotus texture, this mini version is meant to simulate the smooth feeling of realistic vaginal sex, just on a much smaller scale. The entire sleeve only measures 6.8″ long and has a diameter of 2.6″. The texture has an overall length of 5.5″ and starts 1″ from the orifice opening. The really mini part though is the texture diameter, ranging from only .25″ at parts and up to .9″ in chambers near the end.
Let me start off by saying, the Lady Lager is tight.. And I mean really tight. I consider my penis size slightly above average, and it’s definitely a squeeze when I slide into opening of the sleeve. Using extra lube definitely helps things move along more easily, and all of the chambers and pockets inside the sleeve do a great job of keeping the lube in place. It’s not to the point where it’s uncomfortable for me, but larger men might want to think twice before opening a can for themselves. Also, with the sleeve only being 6.8″ in length, I can touch the end cap of the case if I fully insert myself. Again this wasn’t really a problem for me during use as normally when I’m thrusting I pull back before reaching the end, just something to consider if you know you’re larger.
One benefit of this smaller sleeve however, is being able to experience the entire length of the texture inside. With standard Fleshlights measuring 10″ in length, I only get to experience just over half of what they have to offer. But with the Sex In A Can models I’m able to fully divulge myself and experience every inch of the realistic Lotus texture. This, along with the extreme tightness of the sleeve reminded me of back in high school and my girlfriend at the time having sex for the first time. Like standard Fleshlight cases, there is an screwable end cap that lets you adjust the suction level if you want an even tighter sensation. I have to say though, even if the cap fully unscrewed, the Lady Lager is one intense ride. After only a couple minutes of thrusting away I was trying my best to hold back before exploding and adding my own DNA shot to this beer. It really was like high school all over again. You could say the Lady Lager is the most realistic virgin sex simulator :)
I really enjoy the Fleshlight Sex In A Can Lady Lager. Not only is it a fun twist on the outside, but due to it’s smaller size and the mini Lotus texture, it also creates an entirely new experience not found in any other Fleshlight on the inside. It really is the tightest thing I’ve ever stuck my penis in, and it left me wanting to cum back for more, literally.